Puig’s Panache Pulverizes Desert Dwellers as Dodgers Take Game Two

let's make some noise

October 8, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith

Let’s Make Some Noise!

The Tubes song?

No, Rich Hill held up a sign that said “Make Some Noise” for all the crowd to see…

Yeah, we’re just messing with ya, we saw it, he broke about 12 MLB codes and will face Doug Neidermeyer in a kangaroo court today…

Well, It looks like the Dodgers should take this series after that 8-5 victory last night…

Not so fast! The series continues in Arizona on Monday, and—Lee Corso?! Where did you come from? Oh, the catch phrase, “not so fast”, yeah, we know it’s yours, sorry…do you actually appear anytime anyone uses it just to scold them? You do, huh…okay, good to know…

Never mess with a man that partied with Burt Reynolds…that’s all I’m saying…

Anyway, the series heads to Arizona…the Dodgers are looking good to win it, but it ain’t over yet…

How bout Five-Inning Fanny coming out of the pen last night?

Yeah, Maeda’s perfect for pen work these days and he sure showed it…

Puig is on fire!

It’s a gas to see him contributing and having a ball in the postseason, indeed…

“If you want to ride, get on the Wild Horse”

Haha, if you’re referring to the Laid Back song from ’83, it’s “White Horse” not wild horse…

I know, but Dodger Stadium should play the hell out of it, especially when Puig comes to bat…

Laid Back were a Danish duo, just in case you were wondering. “White Horse” is the B-side of “Sunshine Reggae”. It’s also about inhaling ungodly amounts of cocaine…and Danish penis…

Thanks, professor…who do the Dodgers face in AZ on Monday?

THE ONE WHO SHOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN AWAY…Zack Greinke…which is why we say, “Not so fast”

Did Lee Corso appear again?

Damnnit…yes…and this time he brought Tommy Trojan with him, and they look pissed…

Who’s hurling for the Dodgers on Monday?

Dashing Devilish Dangerous Darvish…

And his Danish penis?

What? No…uh-oh, Tommy and Corso are breaking furniture…we gotta get out of here…

They better not touch Oliver the Tiki!

Damn it, why did you say that! Corso just started dry-humping him…

Tommy Trojan?

No, Oliver the Tiki, you dolt!

Do you think the Rams can take the Seahawks today and get to 4-1?

This is not a Rams blog!

Until next time, mirth-seekers!!!

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