September 14, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith
The Dodgers have won a series! Hated ones be damned!
Final score: Dodgers 4, Giants 1…
The team that couldn’t lose a game became the team that couldn’t win a game became the team that actually won a series!
It’s confusing, isn’t it?
Let October begin, already!
Easy now…the Dodgers should probably win another series or two before the big battle…
If you guys could hit a magic button and make the playoffs start today, would you?
What did we just say? Let em win another series or two! However, if they go into the tank again before the playoffs begin, that would be bad…hmmm…what to do…is Adam-12 still streaming on Amazon?
Knock it off! The Dodgers magic number is 7, right?
They’ve already clinched, besides, we thought three was the magic number!
Enough with the De La Soul references, the magic number is 7!
Well, actually, De La Soul sampled the Schoolhouse Rock track “Three Is—
Leave Prince Paul out of this! Do Los Dogs have a day off today?
Yes, they’re traveling to Chocolate City to take on the naughty Nats…
Will the Nat Nuts be there?
Yes, and for those of you who don’t know about the Nat Nuts, they’re a group of drunken urologists who dress up like giant testicles and bounce around the upper deck during games…
The Dodgers could use some action like that in the Top Deck area…
Look for “The Blue Ballers” to debut soon!
Who’s pitching for Los Dogs?
Alex Wood…he’s been reverting back to the old Alex Wood in the second half of the season…the old Alex Wood was not so good…
Who’s hurling for the Nationals?
A man named TBD…hmmm, funny no picture…weird name too…perhaps he was a DJ or something? “TBD” on the wheels of steel? Could be a trendy street drug…TBD is rotting the minds of our youth!
It means “To Be Determined” genius’…
Until next time, mirth-seekers!!!