Dodgers Atomized in AZ, Feckless Friars on Deck

front office primer

September 1, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith

What gives? Five-Inning Fanny coughed up seven runs in three innings worth of shirk? 

Yeah, it’s getting ugly for Los Dogs…swept in AZ…final score: Diamondbacks 8, Dodgers 1…hopefully King Kersh will right the ship against the fooooookin Friars tonight…

Greinke looked good yesterday, how the hell did he get away?

C’mon, don’t be so negative! Just look at Scott Kazmir and Kenta Maeda! They’re worthwhile replacements…in Bizzaro World…

Is Scott Kazmir still alive?

Hmmmm…don’t know…we figured the Dodgers traded him for a couple of buckets of Hi-Chew by now…

Not a bad deal…although I prefer Now and Laters…what candy does King Kersh prefer?

Laffy Taffy?

He has to eat something besides those damn Subway sandwiches…who’s hurling for the Padres tonight?

Dinelson “Dinner Soon” Lamet…a man extremely anxious to consume supper…he eats it around 3:00…

Is Jabari Blash brash?

Very much so.

Does Yangervis Solarte have solar panels?

Even on his car…

Does Allen Cordoba drive a Chrysler Cordoba?

We’ve been over this…he has an entire fleet of them…

Why doesn’t Clayton Kershaw have an opening vamp like Elvis?

Nice! His opening vamp should BE Elvis…maybe a lil “CC Rider” from Aloha From Hawaii…

Speaking of CCs, he could ride in on a little motorcycle!

You mean like Kelly Leak’s tiny Harley in Bad News Bears?

Until next time, mirth-seekers!

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