Dodgers Decide To Score Some Runs, Reach 90 Wins

rascalsoftheravine loves Madness

August 24, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith

Hill gets chilled whilst Noodles has a five-run whoopee cushion…too little, too late…

Los Dogs ended up taking three out of four from the Buggery Knaves, but the bitter taste still lingers from last night’s total failure to support Hill’s no-hitter through nine…final score, Dodgers 5, Pirates 2.

That was a bad omen for the playoffs, will the Dodgers be eliminated in the first round?

Probably…unlike the ’98 Yankees, they don’t have the luxury of a World Series victory in their recent past…the entire team is unproven deep into the playoffs…

Yeah, but they have 90 wins now!

Who cares…show us the ring, my precious…

Who do they play tomorrow night at home?

A team that revolves around the consumption of beer…kind of like this blog…

Brew Crew, huh? Will Laverne & Shirley be there?

No, but Andrew Squigmond will throw out the first pitch…er of beer…

Will Bernie Brewer use the Mascot’s Entrance at Dodger Stadium?

He’ll have to battle for dressing room space with the official Dodger payaso, Dave Vass-eggggg…

Has Vass-eggg had a stroke recently? It seems like it’s quite an effort for him to put forth a sentence…

Yeah, he does sound like somebody who has had to learn to speak all over again…it’s freaking painful…

Who’s pitching tomorrow night?

Five Inning-Fanny…he’s destined for a bullpen berth in the playoffs…unless the injury bug beheads Los Dogs…

Who’s hurling for the drunken Brew Crew?

Choo Choo Chase Anderson, not nicknamed for his love of trains, but for his love of Charleston Chews…

Was Eric born on the Thames?

Nope he was born in Chelsea, just like the fantastic ska band, Madness…

Does Ryan Braun use Brawny paper towels?

Ain’t no towel gonna clean up the mess between him and Aaron Rodgers…

Can Jesus Aguilar turn water into wine?

Don’t know, but if so…we’ve got a swimming pool for him to transform…

Does Manny Pina drink pina coladas?

Nope, but he digs getting caught in the rain!

Until next time, mirth-seekers!!!

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