Dodgers Make Tiger Pelts at the CoPa, Manilow Enraged…

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August 19, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith

“The CoPa” is the nickname that the higher ups pushed upon Comerica Park’s opening…hmmmm…if they pump the Barry Manilow song “Copacabana” every half inning and drive the fans crazy with it, we’ll be okay with the nickname…but only if they drive the fans crazy…

Gonzalez helped the Dodgers once again with a timely drive…final score: Dodgers 3, Tigers 0. Another series, another win…

Welcome back A-Gon!

What? You were just trashing him in the last post! You said his nickname was stupid! You called him “Garbage Time-Gonzalez!”

His power numbers were nearly nil last year…plus he costs over 40 million a season because the Dodgers are still paying Carl Crawford…

True, but if he can help the Dodgers (and he has in his first couple of games back) then more power to him…there was a time when he carried Los Dogs offensively…

Don’t blame me for being superstitious…do you think Joc Pederson will keep the “Dizzy” players weekend jersey, or will it remind him of being sent down?

Who knows? Maybe he keeps it for motivation…maybe he shreds it over Kingsford coals and torches it…

Will the Dodgers break the all-time season win record???

We’d rather have them win the World Series…when it comes to breaking records, feel free to smash anything by The Grateful Dead or Jane’s Addiction, we loathe those bands…

Swill, indeed…who will the Dodgers face tomorrow?

Justin Verlander.

Will he be a Dodger soon?

There are still rumors floating around…but, like the Baby Ruth bar at Bushwood, it probably ain’t the real deal…

Is Saturday night alright for fighting?

Well, most of us are nearly 50 years old around here…as you can tell from the balanced, mature journalism that this idiotic blog spits out…the only thing Saturday night is alright for these days is a bottle of Silver Oak and Level 42…

Ha, gone are the days of “Friday Night, Saturday Morning” by The Specials?

Just ask us who’s pitching for the Dodgers tomorrow…

Who’s pitching for the Dodgers tomorrow?

Kenta Maeda…God, that guy seems to always be on the mound…like every five days or so…

Maeda seems like a 12-win Wally, can he win a couple more games before he runs out of steam?

Maybe…who knows if he’ll make the playoff rotation…it would be nice to have him in the bullpen, though…

Do they have rodeo clowns in the bullpen?

Yes, Dinky and Dolly patrol the Dodger Stadium bully…do not feed Dinky fruit roll-ups and stay the hell away from Dolly when she’s been drinking terp…

Until next time, mirth-seekers!!!

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