August 10, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith
We’ve always called him “Crash” after his wild run-ins with outfield walls…but “Dizzy” will do just fine. Last night in Arizona, Dizzy’s RBI two-bagger helped earn the Dodgers their 80th win. Alex Wood won his 14th game, despite the fact that his nickname is “Woodman”…final score: Dodgers 3, Diamondbacks 2.
Does Alex Wood play a woodwind?
There are too many raunchy answers to that question to count.
Did Cody Bellinger hit his 33rd bomb of the season?
Why, yes, he did…we’re not getting into his silly nickname again.
Will Justin Turner’s jersey this weekend have “Kringle” stitched on the back due to his resemblance to young Santa?
Will Seager’s read “Chopped Liver” due to his being overshadowed by Bellinger?
Isn’t Uh-Huh an album by John Cougar?
Righto…we always hated that Mellencamp tack-on to his last name…his nombre is John Cougar…so there.
Yu gotta be kidding? Darvish is on the hill tonight?
Devilish Darvish, snake-handler, will make Diamondback boots out of that AZ lineup…
Who’s hurling for the D-backs?
TONY Banda…another freaking Tony…Christ.
Hey, whassamattta? You gotta problem with Tonys?
Quit waving your arms around, the Dodgers have been plagued by Tonys in the bullpen…look, we have nothing against Tony Hadley, Tony Perkins, or Tony! Toni! Tone!
Will rascalsoftheravine reveal all the other Dodger jersey nicknames tomorrow?
C’mon throw us one more bone…
Chase Utley’s reads “Not a Bank.”
Until next time, mirth-seekers!!!