July 21 by Shannon Michael Smith
The cracks in the starting rotation loomed large last night as Brandon McCarthy was knocked around pretty good by a bad Braves club that has inspired heap-big yawns all around the country.
The Dodgers managed to knock around Folty Towers a little bit before the boring Braves yanked him. Grandal (who underwent a root canal earlier in the day) hit a home run to end the starter’s night in the sixth inning. Los Dogs were stymied by the rain dance the bullpen laid on them post-Folty.
All-in-all the Dodgers just looked tired. Perhaps they need to consume more multi-vitamins. Some Geritol may help.
Who’s on the hill tonight?
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck? We’re talking about Alex Wood…just be glad we’re not laying any Woody Woodpecker jokes on you…
What’s the big promo at the Ravine?
Well, Teepee Tuesday is out…because it’s Friday…
Will Dave Vassegh dress up as Chief Noc-A-Homa again?
Nah, he wimped out after Iron Eyes Cody showed up at his house in tears.
Until next time, mirth-seekers!!