Dodgers Drub Hose in “Two-Game Tessie”

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July 20, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith

Steiner squawked this gem out last night during L.A.’s drubbing of the soiled Sox…“It’s one out and the Dodgers have the bases loaded…it’s my guess that Rick Renteria wishes he was too…”

Los Dogs easily defeated RODAN as they lit him up for a fin. They scored three off Beck and that was before he whipped out two turntables and a microphone…

Even God had seen enough as he saw fit to bring a torrential downpour to the GARF to end the Hose’s suffering after 7 1/2 innings…final score: Dodgers 9, White Sox 1.

Who’s in town tonight?

Matt Kemp and the Braves. Heap big ugh.

Who’s on the hill for Los Dogs?

The Grim Mortician. Let’s hope he doesn’t go all Mark Wohlers again.

Who’s hurling for The Team of the 90s?

Mike “Faulty Towers” Foltynewicz (not nicknamed Faulty Towers because of his love for the great show, but because the elevator is often broken in his apartment building).

What’s the promo at Dodger Stadium?

Tonight is “Fight Like A Brave”(TM owned by The Red Hot Chili Peppers) night…folks that arrive to the Ravine dressed in Indian costumes simply need to hand the deed to their homes over to a Dodger employee at the gate to receive a bottle of firewater in exchange….hey, don’t give us that look, it’s good whiskey!

Until next time, mirth seekers!

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