Muy Peligroso! Puig and Pederson Power L.A.

puig and pederson

June 30, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith

Puig and Pederson partied together in Oklahoma City. The dangerous duo played AAA together there. Can you imagine the trouble those two got into after games? 10,000 predicadores no podrían absolverlos de sus pecados!

The Wonder Twins showed their superpowers last night against the Angels, as their long bombs helped Kersh nab his 12th win of the season and the Dodgers’ 53rd victory overall.

Alex “Woody” Wood (not nicknamed because of his last name, but because of his prowess on the woodwinds) will get the start tonight for Los Dogs in San Diego. Wood is 8-0…

Clayton Richard (whose real name is Dudley Sasafrass and decided to change it to a combo of Clayton Kershaw and Cliff Richard) takes the hill for the Friars at 7:10…

Tonight is “Padre Origins” night at Petco Park…the first 30,000 through the gates will be whipped by military clergymen until all sins are absolved.

Will Cory Spangenberg wear spandex pants? Will Manuel Margot munch on escargot? Does Allen Cordoba drive a Chrysler Cordoba?

Stay tuned! Until next time, mirth-seekers!

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