Dodgers Crush Crybaby Mets, Prepare For Purple Gang

purple gang comes to LA

June 23, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith

Well, they can’t blame Chase Utley this time.

After reaming the ramshackle Reds, Los Dogs have swept the mediocre Mets. Ba-ba-broom.

The Mets head back to the rotten apple with their tail between their legs as the best coast prepares for a real battle.

Pete Coors and the Purple Gang roll into town (literally, they roll joints all the way into Los Angeles, weed’s legal in Denver, capisce?) tonight to take on the boisterous Blue Crew.

The stakes? First place in the NL West. The steaks? Pretty good, if you hit up the Pacific Dining Car before the game.

Alex Wood, grandson of Natalie Wood, will take the hill for Los Dogs. Kyle Freeland (who once tried to start his own independent nation, “Freeland”, in the hills of Colorado) gets the start for the Rockies.

Will Wood wipe-out whimsical Wolters? Will Freeland flambé Forsythe and Franklin? Will rascalsoftheravine revel in rotgut rye with Reynolds?

Stay tuned! Until next time, mirth-seekers!

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