May 31, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith
Can Ryu handle a rotation spot? Will he be doomed to roam the bullpen for the rest of the season? How will this affect his Ottogi Noodle ad campaign?
Can You Smell That?
We powdered our Topsiders with Dr. Scholls this morning, don’t look at us!
Not the shoe rack, first place! The Dodgers lead the NL West!
We must admit, Los Dogs have been on a wild tear lately, the NL Central has been a punching bag over the last week.
Whoa, you guys just said something positive! What gives?
The Dodgers are playing great baseball, but we knew something would happen to Alex Wood…
Geez! What a bring-down!
You asked for it! St. Louis will trot out Carlos Martinez to face riveting Ryu. Tommy Pham will strut about the field like a peacock because he has the best name in baseball.
Seriously, Tommy Pham is the greatest name ever, the entire rascalsoftheravine staff is considering changing our names to Tommy Pham. We will then begin our new careers as Elvis impersonators in downtown Vegas.
Until next time, mirth-seekers!!!