Blach Blanks Blue Crew, Maeda Meets Moore


October 2, 2016 by Shannon Michael Smith

The Dodgers found their bats frozen by the Frisco freeze in fogtown…Blach bowled over the Blue Crew for eight solid innings to help capture the game (3-0) and the series for the hated ones. The Dodgers will head to Washington, D.C. to battle the Nats (in their red “coats”) on Friday for Game One of the NLDS…

Kersh wasn’t 100% last night, but he wasn’t awful either. He only coughed up two runs on six hits in seven innings worth of work…we have a feeling he’ll be more than ready for Game One in “The American Rome” on Friday…although he’ll need some…cough…run support too…

Vin Scully calls his final game for the Dodgers in Fran Fran today…we’ll give you our teary-eyed report tomorrow…and our playoff predictions for Los Dogs…because we know that you read this garbage for in-depth analysis…

Kenta “Go-Go” Maeda will take the hill for the Dodgers this afternoon. “Go” means five in Japan…get it…five innings…sheesh

Will Matt Moore marry Mandy Moore and make merry in Morocco? Will Go-Go pogo with Poco in Acapulco? Will rascalsoftheravine drive Christine to Racine with Ween? Stay tuned! Until next time, mirth-seekers!!!!

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