Nine-Hit, No-Run Ninnies Fall to Frisco


September 21, 2016 by Shannon Michael Smith

The sacrifice bunt continues to be ignored as Los Dogs parked their runners, and paid the price, in the 2-0 loss to the scum of San Fran.

Johnny Cueto (no, he isn’t a former member of Musical Youth who’s gone hideously fat) barely made it past five innings as the hated ones relied on their shaky bullpen to get it done. Rich Hill (who only surrendered one run) takes the tough loss to bring his record to 12-5.

Maeda will get the start tonight for Los Dogs after only four days rest…which means we should do cartwheels if he gets through four innings. Matt Moore (who was nicknamed M&M in school, due to the number of M&Ms he was able to shove up his rectum) will take the hill for the hated ones.

Does Matt Moore listen to Eminem on the Moors? Will Kenta Maeda manage Matt Moore in a Metallica mashup? Can rascalsoftheravine handle six more hideously dull games with the Rockies and Padres? HELL NO! We don’t care if Vin broadcasts naked, those games are going to drain your brain! Until next time, mirth-seekers!

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