September 4, 2016 by Shannon Michael Smith
Hill on the Hill? Fantastic! Rich Hill threw six scoreless frames (8 Ks, 1 Hit) against the fumblin’ Friars yesterday in the Dodgers 5-1 victory. What do you think Hill’s walk-up song is? “Running Up That Hill”? “Solsbury Hill”?
Reddick had a decent day at the plate as he launched a home run and went 3-4 altogether. Grandal ripped his 22nd jack and Gonzalez drove in his 76th RBI of the season.
The series is now split. The rubber match will take place at 1:10 as Jose De Leon makes his Dodger debut versus Christian Friedrich.
THE RETURN OF EL CABALLO SALVAJE!!!!!
Yasiel Puig is STILL IN A DODGER UNIFORM!!! How bizarre is this folks…the sad thing is we coulda landed Ryan Braun out of this whole thing (the chumps upstairs blew it, shocking). It’s a good thing Puig’s Peanut Butter Humble Pie is on sale at the concession stands…Yasiel’s plate is mighty full, he could use the help!
Los Dogs begin a three-game series with the Diamondbacks on Monday (SNOOORREEE) but the team will mambo down to Miami on Thursday to battle Mattingly’s Marlins. Y’think Puig will crash at Don’s house? We smell a pajama party!!!!
Will DeLeon deal death and doom Dickerson? Will Friedrich fortify Friar fate and flamethrow fastballs? Will rascalsoftheravine play “Green Tambourine” with Charlie Sheen? Stay tuned! Until next time, mirth-seekers!