August 25, 2016 by Shannon Michael Smith
One stinkin’ run. That’s all it took to topple the G-Men. Rich Hill hurled six scoreless innings in his Dodger debut to beat their division rivals, 1-0. Los Dogs now have a three game lead on the scum of San Fran. Blue Crew fans will beat down batteries with brooms tonight at the Ravine as they go for the sweep at 7:10.
Matt Moore (he’s just plain stunk since the hated ones acquired him a few weeks ago…7-10 4.18 ERA) will face Ross Stripling (3-4 4.04 ERA) in tonight’s contest.
Will Stripling sear Span like a savory steak? Will Moore munch M&Ms with Michael Meyers? Will battery chuckers (the pathetic creeps can’t even spell, see attached pic) grow tired of their team’s collapse and hurl projectiles at their beloved losers? Stay tuned! Until tomorrow, mirth-seekers!!!