Dogs Use Mets For A Fire Hydrant, Trout Trade In The Works?


May 11, 2016 by Shannon Michael Smith

The Dodgers beat the Mets last night on a Trayce Thompson walk-off home run in the bottom of the ninth. The series is now split 1-1 as they head into game three tonight.

Alex Wood only gave up one earned run in just over six innings worth of work and Jansen picked up the save (his minuscule ERA now stands at 0.63). Wood also struck out nine in what could have been the best start of his career. The Mets’ ace deGrom surrendered two runs in seven innings.

Pampered scribes made a big deal out of Cespedes’ throw to nail Adrian Gonzalez at second base, but the last time we checked, Bobby Moynihan could run faster than A.G.

We’ve received a lot of inquiries into the possible Trout trade. Drooling Dodger fans are hoping the front office doofus’ can finally do something right and pull the trigger on ol’ Trouty. Should Los Dogs cough up Pederson AND Seager to get him? Let’s hear from you!

…and now what you’ve all been waiting for…who sits behind home plate part three!

Larry King sat next to Donald Sterling last night and they fed each other heaps of Dibs! Good luck unseeing that! We’ve spotted these two at the stadium for years, but we’ve never seen them sit next to each other! Sterling’s always front and center, but King’s usually a couple of sections over to the right. What does this mean? Do the two prowl for poon post-game in Sterling’s sex-limo? You be the judge!

Will Noah Syndergaard summon the mighty Thor and other Norse Gods to Dodger Stadium? Will Kenta Maeda make mincemeat of mighty Mets men? Will Donald Sterling let rascalsoftheravine staffers ride in his pimpmobile? Jumbo’s Clown Room or bust! Stay tuned! Until tomorrow, mirth seekers!


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